The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime!  Tickets

The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime! Tickets

Turbine Theatre, London
30 Nov 2023 - 23 Dec 2023

About The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime!

Carly had a terrible year: her love rat ex has ghosted her, her father died ina collision with a Just Stop Oil protest and now her Mum is insistent on still throwing their annual festive party. A typical year in the 2020’s some may say, but thanks to a prezzie from her inappropriate, local drunk uncle - this Christmas will be anything but typical!

Carly’s new Nutcracker will show her new distant lands like Winter Wonderland and M&M world, new friends in the Snow Queen and Sugar Plum Fairy and maybe, just maybe, seek revenge on her ex and learn how to love again. Expect absolute filth from this anything but sweet Christmas offering.

The performance is recommended for 18+. Contains Scenes of Adult Nature / Themes, Strong Language, Haze and Smoke





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