Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story tickets
About Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.
Run time
2hr 20 min. Incl 1 Interval.
Categories
Age
Strictly ages 18+.
Start date
21st November, 2025
End date
11th January, 2026
Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story cast and creative team
By: Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
Songs by: Jon Bradfield
Director: Andrew Beckett
Cast list: Matthew Baldwin
Venue
Charing Cross Theatre
Directions
Location: West End
Railway station: Charing Cross
Bus numbers: (Trafalgar Square / Charing Cross Station Stop K) 11, 87, 91
Tickets
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