The Shitheads Tickets
About The Shitheads
'We’re all trapped in a cave, Clare. Each of us, all on our own. Staring out of our own little skull-shaped caves.'
Tens of thousands of years ago, Britain’s earliest inhabitants learn that love and violence feed the same fire.
When strangers arrive at a secluded cave, domestic harmony shatters – and survival turns savage.
Jack Nicholls’ debut play drags us back to the beginnings of who we are, in a world premiere co-directed by Royal Court Resident Director Aneesha Srinivasan and Artistic Director David Byrne.
Supported by Cockayne Grants for the Arts, a donor advised fund held at Prism the Gift Fund.
Age UK/Captioned:
- Thursday 5 March 2026 3:00pm
Captioned:
- Thursday 5 March 2026 7:45pm
Babe in Arms:
- Thursday 12 March 2026 3:00pm
Relaxed Performance:
- Saturday 14 March 2026 2:00pm
Categories
Plays, Off West End
Start date
6th February, 2026
Venue
Royal Court
Directions
Location: Off-West End
Railway station: Sloane Square
Bus numbers: (Sloane Square Station Stop D) 19, 22, 137, 452
Schedule
| Day of week | Evening |
|---|---|
| Monday | 7:45 PM |
| Tuesday | 7:45 PM |
| Wednesday | 7:45 PM |
| Thursday | 7:00 PM |
| Friday | 7:45 PM |
| Saturday | 6:45 PM |
| Sunday | - |
Frequently asked questions
What is The Shitheads about?
Tens of thousands of years ago, Britain’s earliest inhabitants learn that love and violence feed the same fire.
When strangers arrive at a secluded cave, domestic harmony shatters – and survival turns savage.
Which venue is The Shitheads at?
Royal Court.
What's the price for The Shitheads tickets?
The price for tickets to The Shitheads starts at £19.
How do you buy tickets for The Shitheads?
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