


‘Your sister’s problem was she got to see how big the universe was. But she thought that made all of us small’
Sisters are strange – a collision of opposites and alignments, pulling and pushing away from each other. Alice and Abigail are no different. Alice got their mother’s looks; Abigail got her sense of humour. Alice has a Nobel Prize for Medicine; Abigail likes to get stoned on the sofa. Abigail is a homebody; Alice is preparing to leave the earth forever on a one-way mission to deep space.
When the sisters rediscover the joy of being in each other's orbit, the concept of a goodbye becomes much harder than either of them anticipated. But the countdown has already started…
A graduate of Hampstead’s Inspire Programme, Alex Rugman is an award-winning writer and co-artistic director of Freight Theare. Previous work includes How To Save A Rock (Pleasance Theatre), Move Fast and Break Things (Camden People’s Theatre) and An Investigation (Peckham Fringe). Anna Ledwich returns to Hampstead, where her previous credits include Bird Grove, The Billionaire Inside Your Head, and the Olivier nominated productions of Dry Powder and Four Minutes Twelve Seconds.
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Plays, Off West End
Ages 14+.
18th September, 2026
24th October, 2026
Contains discussion of death and grief, strong language, death of an animal, sexual references, drug use, and smoking.
By: Alex Rugman
Director: Anna Ledwich
Cast list: Ben Allen, Dorothea Myer-Bennet, Meghan Treadway
Designer: Tomás Palmer
Lighting: Jonathan Chan
Sound: Sarah Spencer
Location: Fringe/Off West End
Bus numbers: 46, 113, 187, 268, 603
Night bus numbers: N113
| Day of week | Evening |
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| Monday | 7:45 PM |
| Tuesday | 7:45 PM |
| Wednesday | 7:45 PM |
| Thursday | - |
| Friday | 7:45 PM |
| Saturday | 7:45 PM |
| Sunday | - |
A brilliant debut play about sisters, space travel and saying goodbye.
Alice and Abigail have always been different. Alice has a Nobel Prize for Medicine; Abigail gets stoned on the sofa. Abigail is a homebody; Alice is preparing to leave the earth forever on a one-way mission to deep space…
Hampstead Theatre.
The price for tickets to The Urmetazoan starts at £13.
Ages 14+.
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